Hannah went to see Gatsby without me so I made the next best thing
Hannah went to see Gatsby without me so I made the next best thing
I may or may not have drawn a series of Edgar Allan Poe cartoon portraits and put it on my english teachers office door….
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If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
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